CLEAN STANDUP COMEDY SWORD SWALLOWER
COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT with an EDGE!
Looking for a UNIQUE and EDGY CLEAN COMEDY ACT
to entertain at YOUR CLEAN FAMILY COMEDY EVENT?
Why not try something DIFFERENT and CUTTING EDGE?
Why not go for the BEST - a CUT ABOVE the REST!?
The EDGY CLEAN COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT you WANT
to keep your audience on the EDGE of their seats,
and the FUN FAMILY COMEDY SHOW they NEED
to get them OUT of their seats!
ENTERTAINMENT with an EDGE
a PROGRAM with a POINT!
...the PROOF is what's INSIDE!
PERFECT for:
Clean Standup Comedy Clubs
Clean Comedy Events
Church Clean Comedy Events
Church Youth Groups
College and Youth Events
Singles and Couples Events
Spring and Fall Festivals
New Year's Eve Events
Outreach Events
5th Quarter
See You At the Pole
School Assemblies
Back-to-School Events
Upward Sports Awards Celebrations
Christian Music Festivals and Tours
City-Wide Festivals and Events
Regional and National Events
...YOUR NEXT EVENT!
Comedy Sword Swallowing on Huckabee Show (TBN)
What others have said...
"Hard to SWALLOW! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!
You will squirm, laugh and cheer!"
Dan's show isn't a carnival act.
It was an absolute MEGA-INTERACTION with the audience!
More than that, it's really AUDIENCE INTERACTION on STEROIDS!
Dan is an AUDIENCE iINTERACTIVE EXPERT whose focus is audience entertainment,
involvement and personal motivation to finding our calling in life.
The performance was as interesting as it was intriguing
to see one of a few sword swallowers live and in person.
My wife and I saw several videos of Dan on the Internet --
but there is absolutely NO COMPARISON to seeing him LIVE,
and sharing the experience with the community.
Dan was AMAZING and a REAL CROWD PLEASER.
His show was CLEAN, FUN and FUNNY -
PERFECT for our FAMILY audience of CLEAN COMEDY LOVERS!
They gave him a STANDING OVATION!
This is a SHOW YOU WILL NEVER FORGET
and your aAUDIENCE WILL TALK ABOUT for YEARS TO COME!
Even if your group isn't as FUN as ours,
if you book him for your entertainment,
you are SURE to have a GREAT TIME with DAN MEYER!"
- Randy Jenkins, Marana Laughs, Vail Laughs Clean Comedy, Tucson AZ
"This year we had the privilege of having Dan Meyer on our stage.
Tremendous artist, tremendous performer... Love the man's heart...
It's fun to watch the audience as Dan draws them in...
Not sure what they're getting, he toys with them a bit...
But as they begin to see his talent and ability with swords,
It's fun to watch the cringing, it's fun to watch the gasping,
It's fun to watch the EYES WIDE OPEN as he performs...
...He was a GREAT element to have at our event...
If you're looking for the "same old same old" for your next event,
Dan Meyer is not your man.
But if you're looking for something
TOTALLY DIFFERENT, TOTALLY OFF THE CHARTS,
you NEED to have Dan there!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND
HAVING DAN MEYER ON YOUR STAGE AT YOUR NEXT EVENT!
If he's booked, you NEED to CHANGE YOUR DATE,
because he's a GREAT ARTIST!"
-Grant Medford, Director YEC Youth Encounter
President, Illinois State Baptist Assoc Student Family Ministries
"To be honest, I was a bit skeptical of this type of program;
My wife stayed home, but I went to show support for my church.
But I was BLOWN AWAY by Dan's show!
I later told my wife that she missed a really GREAT show and message!"
-Fred, Church leader, Celebration Baptist, Tallahassee, FL
Dan Meyer's feats were PHENOMENAL
and his message was POWERFUL!"
-Jeremy Rader, Student Minister, Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, VA
"In 8 years of doing 5th Quarter events,
we have NEVER had an entertainer who has
held the students' attention for more than 10 minutes...
But you kept their attention for a FULL45 MINUTES,
and your show was the BEST we have EVER had!"
-Steve Perkins, Director, 5th Quarter, Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, VA
"I can't say enough good things about Dan Meyer!
Dan's performance was engaging and unbelievable.
His message was inspiring and life-changing.
It was more than we expected,
and our students are still talking about it!
Very easy to work with, super nice guy,
and an amazing heart for ministry!
The kids are already asking to have Dan come back again,
and we definitely plan to have him back again next year!
HIGHLY RECOMMEND HIM!"
-Jordan Hanger, Outreach Director, Thomas Road Baptist, Lynchburg, VA
"A nonstop action packed show that had me staring in unbelief.
Dan's engaging show left me and others
hanging on every word he had to say afterwords!"
-Chad Jerrett, 5th Quarter, Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, VA
"Even though I couldn't watch much,
it was the COOLEST thing I've ever seen!"
-Allana Dorsett, Student, 5th Quarter, Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, VA
"That made a BIGGER IMPACT on me
than anything else in my ENTIRE life!"
-Blake, Impact, David Lipscomb University, Nashville, TN
"Dan Meyer's show was INCREDIBLE!
His performance and ability is so unique,
it allows him to captivate his audience for the entire performance.
I recommend Dan Meyer without reservation to anyone looking for
something new, fresh, unique and captivating.
Dan is the REAL DEAL!
His performance, as well as behind-the-scenes character was impeccable."
-Devin Leichner, Pastor, Oneighty, The Ark, Maize, KS
"Dan Meyer is an amazing man who will shock and woo you with his feats,
and then take you to a very real conclusion.
Our Youth Director had gotten ahold of Dan because he is a great man
who has an amazing word of God upon his life. It was AMAZING!
After the show was over, all we could say was 'WOW!'
Dan uses his amazing skills, talents and the blessings on his life
to put blessings on your life!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Dan to any group, church or youth group!"
-Alex Meeks, Staff, Oneighty, Maize, KS
"You rocked at The Rock at New Year's Aid!
I went in thinking it couldn't be done,
but came out knowing it was REAL!
You were by far the BEST PART of the whole New Year's Aid!"
-Nikki Veronica McGrath, New Year's Aid, McLean Bible Church, Vienna, VA
"Your show REALLY AFFECTED ME,
Made my heart beat fast,
made me LAUGH, and almost made me wanna cry.
It really affected me like no other program has ever done before!"
-Brittani Trumble, Freedom Experience, Texarkana, TX
"Thank you SO MUCH for being at YEC Oklahoma.
What you did was absolutely AMAZING,
and it had everybody LAUGHING, and then SPEECHLESS!
Simply INCREDIBLE!"
-Carissa Salsman, YEC Oklahoma Baptist General Convention, Ok City, OK
"Every aspect of Dan's show was AMAZING!
Had me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end!
But it was Dan's message that was absolutely incredible.
Dan's interaction with the audience afterwards added a very personal touch.
The line for autographs and pictures was the longest of any entertainer we've ever had,
and Dan was willing to take pictures, sign autographs, and speak with every kid in line.
Dan has a unique story that needs to be shared with others."
-Jason Sikes, Recreation Minister, Salem Baptist Church, McDonough, GA
"Wonderful time tonight with Dan Meyer!
His ability to keep the crowd of kids and adults engaged was great!
His show, death-defying skills and message are unique,
and he was so easy to work with!
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Dan for any church, program, event
for any and all ages! FIVE STARS! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
-Pastor Jeff Stashmus, First Baptist Church, Fairfield TX
"Dan Meyer's talent is truly unique and amazing,
only to be matched by the incredible heart of his message!
These two components combine to make Dan
'a cut above' everyone else in Christian entertainment!"
-Curt Hale, Youth Pastor, Pinelake Church, Madison, MS
"Dan Meyer is one of the most unique performers I've ever seen!
Dan has developed a unique presentation that gets everyone's attention!
When hearing about his heart,
we just had to bring him on onboard Cruise With a Cause.
He did a GREAT JOB and we plan to have him back again!
I'm just glad this is not the talent that God gave me!"
-Dr. Matthew Dunaway, President, PraiseFest Ministries
"Dan really holds the audience's attention.
We were amazed, shocked and inspired all at the same time!
This was a show that families will be talking about years from now!
Dan is a super great guy with contagious enthusiasm!
We HIGHLY recommend him!"
-DeAnna McNeill, Friendship Church, Athens, AL
"That was a show the kids will NEVER forget,
and neither will the adults! It was WONDERFUL!
My heart was beating so fast... It was AMAZING!"
-Terry Lee, First Presbyterian Church, Myrtle Beach, SC
"What you do is INCREDIBLE!"
-Aaron Crabb, Artist, The Crabb Family
"You were AWESOME!"
-Jeremy Camp, Christian Artist
"WOW! What an amazing show!
Dan's personality is audience friendly.
His unique entertainment is exciting, breath-taking, and exhilarating.
Combine it with his sharp wit and message,
and who could ask for any thing more?
It was a show I will NEVER FORGET!"
-Mark Gilbertson, Asst. Dir. of Admissions, Waldorf College, Forest City, IA
"Dan gave an OUTSTANDING SHOW...
It was the best attended and most entertaining event
we have EVER had on campus!
I speak for the entire audience when I say
it was ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! It was UNBELIEVABLE!
Dan is an entertainer unlike any other...
He's an expert at playing off people’s emotions.
I loved the HUMOR interjected with the DEATH-DEFYING FEATS;
One minute we were LAUGHING,
and the next we were SCREAMING our HEADS off!
We were never bored. This is the sign of a true entertainer.
The actual sword swallowing itself was BEYOND RIVETING!
It was MIND-BLOWING!
The entire performance was extremely professional and entertaining.
And I loved the inspirational message at the end that drove it all home.
I whole-heartedly recommend Dan's show for audiences of any age.
It's a good, clean, entertaining show that will keep people talking for weeks!
Dan is one CLASS ACT and we plan to have him back again!"
-Rita Gilbertson, Director of Alumni Relations, Waldorf College, Forest City, IA
"It's not often my jaw drops,
but I found myself picking it up off the floor on more than one occasion tonight!
I've been going through some changes the past year,
but you really inspired me to find my calling
and live life to the fullest! PHENOMENAL!"
-Theron Hayden, Crosspoint Community Church, Oconomowoc, WI
Clean Comedy events where Dan has performed:
Huckabee Show, TBN Network, Nashville, TN
Jest Fest, Gainsville FL
Stir Crazy Comedy Club, Glendale AZ
JP's Comedy Club, Gilbert AZ
Marana Laughs Clean Comedy, Marana AZ
Vail Laughs Clean Family Comedy, Tucson AZ
Gutty's Comedy Club, Franklin IN
CityFest, Hyderabad India
LifeTree Cafe, Valparaiso, IN
Coconut Festival, Cape Coral FL
Rock of Ages Festival, Napa Valley, CA
Illumination Festival, Red Bluff, CA
Extreme Tour, Nashville, TN
Freedom Experience, Texarkana, TX
Freedom Experience, Hattiesburg, MS
Cross n' Dagger Biker Festival, Ft. Wayne IN
Matchbox Ignition, Oconomowoc, WI
Christian Jugglers Assoc Festival, Goshen IN
Prestonwood Baptist Church, Plano, TX
Thomas Road Baptist Church, Lynchburg, VA
Liberty University, Lynchburg, VA
McLean Bible Church, Vienna, VA
Church @ The Springs, Ocala, FL
Olive Baptist Church, Pensacola, FL
The Bridge Church, Bradenton, FL
Hebron Baptist Church, Dacula, GA
Grace Family Church, Tampa, FL
Union Chapel, Muncie, IN
Belmont Church, Nashville, TN
Sonrise Church, Portland, OR
Northwest Bible Church, Dallas, TX
Parkway Baptist Church, Moseley VA
First Church DeMotte, Wheatfield IN
Southside Church, Chesterfield VA
Celebration Baptist Church, Tallahassee, FL
The Ark Oneighty, Maize, KS
The Bridge Church, Bradenton, FL
The Place Church, Wickenburg, AZ
The River Church, Holly, MI
The Crux, Roseville, MN
The Pursuit, Boise ID
Gulfside Church, Cape Coral, FL
LifeBridge Church, Ft. Wayne, IN
Crosspoint Community Church, Oconomowoc, WI
Crosswater Community Church, Ponte Vedrra, FL
Memorial Baptist Church, New Haven, MO
The Assembly, Broken Arrow, OK
Bible Fellowship Church, Newark, DE
Grace Covenant Church, Chantilly, VA
First Baptist Church, Madill, OK
St. Paul's Lutheran, Saratoga Springs, NY
Ingleside Baptist Church, Macon, GA
Hope Community Church, Cable, WI
Pinelake Church, Madison, MS
Liberty Baptist Church, Hampton, VA
Old Town Hill Baptist Churcn, Muncie, IN
First Andrews Presbyterian, Decatur, AL
First Presbyterian Church, Myrtle Beach, SC
Abundant Life Fellowship, Indianapolis, IN
Johnson Ferry Baptist Church, Atlanta, GA
First Baptist Church, Fairfield, TX
First Baptist Church, Decatur, AL
Fairview Church of God, Falkville, AL
Lakeside Baptist Church, Newport, MI
Faith Community Church, Huntington, IN
First Baptist Church, Weaver, AL
Central Christian Church, St. Petersburg FL
First Baptist Church, Philadelphia, MS
Faith Fellowship, Winfield, AL
First Baptist Church, Willis, TX
Family Life Fellowship, Moberly, MO
College Park Church, Huntington, IN
Jacob's Well Hilltop Equest Center Alexandria OH
Mount Pleasant Baptist Church, Roanoke,VA
Salem Baptist Church, McDonough GA
First Baptist Church, Rainsville, AL
Central Baptist Church, Douglasville GA
Keswick Christian School, St. Petersburg FL
Smiths Station Baptist Church Smiths Station AL
North Webster UMC, North Webster,IN
First Baptist Church, Scottsboro AL
Friendship Baptist Church, Owasso OK
Cornerstone United Meth Church Grandview,IN
Briggs Road Baptist Church, Columbus OH
First Freewill Baptist Church, Russellville AL
New Song Family Church, Decatur AL
First Baptist Church, New Lebanon OH
Friendship United Methodist Church, Athens AL
Johnson Ferry Baptist Church, Marietta GA
Asbury UMC, Madison, AL
First Baptist Church, Paris, TX
First Baptist Church, McKenzie,TN
Trinity Baptist, Trinity, AL
First Baptist Church, Union, MS
World Harvest Church, Hartselle, AL
Archer's Chapel UMC, Frog Jump, TN
Shady Grove Baptist Church, Neel, AL
Cedar Grove Baptist Church Stamping Ground KY
Trinity Lutheran Church, Tyler TX
St. Patrick's Catholic Church, Kokomo IN
St. Patrick's Catholic Church,Syracuse NY
Chapel on the Hill, Nassau, Bahamas
Hallgrimskirkja, Reykjavik, Iceland
Our Church, Secunderabad, India
Argon Lutheran Church Thiruvanamalai India
First Centenary Baptist Church, Secunderabad, India
Glory Cathedral Anglican Church, Chennai, India
New Life Assembly of God Church, Hyderabad, India
Millennium Methodist Church, Secunderabad, India
Isai Mandali Gyaneshwor, Kathmandu, Nepal
Member of CCA
Clean Christian Comedy Association
Dan Meyer with DryBar Clean Comedians
Jeff Allen (L) and Rik Roberts (R)
If he's good enough for THEM,
Why not have Dan at YOUR EVENT?
ENTERTAINMENT with an EDGE
a PROGRAM with a POINT!
...the PROOF is what's INSIDE!
Entertaining minds for the moment
IMPACTING LIVES for a LIFETIME!
Booking
To BOOK DAN or CHECK DATES:
Just complete the online booking inquiry with your dates, ideas, and
budget range, and we'll do our best to work within your time-frame and budget.
If you have any questions at all about having Dan for your event, contact us as SOON as possible to discuss your ideas and options, as some dates book up quickly.
We'll do our best to work within your time-frame to put together an
over-the-top event within your budget range, or recommend someone
else who can.
Go for the BEST!
a CUT ABOVE the REST!